I found this very cute stuff from Renee's bloggie...
Ladies, have you ever met a guy who dead refuses to leave you alone? A person who continually pesters you until you have no choice but to go on a date with the loser? Well, you're in luck. Cos here are 10 tried and tested ways to get rid of him. Just do and say these things, and before you know it, he'll be outta your life.
1) Act coy when he asks about the chopper in your handbag
2) Regularly turn and talk to an invisible friend called Harry
3) Use a banana as you would a handphone
4) Eat like a Neanderthal
5) Order the most expensives dishes on the menu
6) Give him the graphic details of your menstrual cycle
7) Take out a whip from your handbag and say it's for later
8) Openly flirt with the old but obviously rich gentleman at the other table
9) Tell him that you see dead people, then gasp and point at a random area above his head
10) Excuse yourself, saying that you have to go to the Men's room to powder your nose.
Muahaha...
Just Xuan blabbering @
Sunday, April 17, 2005